The World’s Most Romantic Song!

This one’s for all you love birds out there! This song was hailed as the world’s most romantic song EVER! I’m sure every one of us will agree after listening to this. I cried when I heard this for the first time. It is so touching, so heart-wrenching, so warm and fuzzy, and yet, it makes you wanna stand in front of your mirror early in the morning and do the squirrel dance.

Here you go:

Listen to it, and then tell me if I was wrong!

The ‘Lateral’ Thinking Quiz :)

Ok..now don’t get carried away by the sensible title of the post. ..lol…I am just talking about ‘literal’ lateral thinking. All you have to do is guess the answers of the below mentioned Qs and win exciting prizes (conditions apply) ya..keep guessing!

Question courtesy goes to the bizarre book I happened to get ..with an even more bizarre title MENTAL FITNESS PUZZLES… Guess normal people will lose their mind and the mad ones have high chances of getting back to normalcy. Also, thanks to those never-ending PJ sessions with my people.

Here you go!!!

1. Which bus ran from Spain to America?
2. Which ‘key’ is a bird?
3. Why does a bald man need no keys?
4. What comes twice in a week and once in a year?
5. What did a lady throw out of the window and then died?
6. What can you put in a barrel which will make it lighter?
7. Which is the coolest alphabet in English?
8. Why was the football ground too cold?
9. Why did Johnny toss a glass of water?
10. Why don’t aliens eat clowns?

Keep the answers coming in…till then…Laugh often, Dream big, Reach for the stars!!

PS: Whoever gets all the answers right will get an all-expense paid trip to your loo and back.

Boneless Chilli Chicken!

This is a complete nonsensical post And the title courtesy goes to my favorite download box and my bestest friend Prajith Menon aka Luttappi aka Luttu mon aka whatever. Why people prefer boneless chilli chicken is seriously not of my concern. The thing that I have been drooling over for quite some time now is that why do people turn into ‘Boneless (read spineless) chickens’ lol. Now I know why. But, if one goes back to Genesis, you get the logic. This is a great and marvelous thing, the fact that God made Eve out of Adam’s rib and not out of the dust, and it has a great significance to this post.

Some modern age Adams forget the fact that in the process they have actually left their backbones somewhere:) (No offense ‘ Cracked’..you are still buying me my tropical iceberg)

Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.

8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor’s, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.

6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!

1.  When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, “I can do better than that!”

PS: This is not an anti-men post. It is just a dedication for those who confused their backbones with ribs..

In My Uncle’s Pink Pyjamas :)

“Get up!” shouted Albert’s mother. “You’ll be late for school!”

“But I don’t want to go!” protested Albert. “All the kids are horrible, the teachers are terrible, and it’s all extremely boring. I want to stay home!”

“But,” replied Albert’s mother, “you’re forty-three and the headmaster of the school!”

What’s the price one has to pay for being popular? Untimely phone calls? Hordes of women/men (depending on your sex and your orientation) falling over you all the time? Well, for both Serenity and me, it’s been a very busy weekend trying to dodge all the papparazi, and trying to lead a normal life.

In the meantime, we’ll keep entertaining you with more PJs. Not pyjamas, you perverts. Actually, try playing this game called “In My Uncle’s Pink Pyjamas”. It goes like this:

Say the name of any movie. Add the phrase “In my uncle’s pink pyjamas” to the name. Watch the fun. Here’re a few samples:

The Two Towers, in my uncle’s pink pyjamas.

Terminator, in my uncle’s pink pyjamas.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding in my uncle’s pink pyjamas.

… and so on!

Why We Do The Things We do…

Actually, I have no idea why. I just thought it’d be a cool title. Don’t you think?

So, this is my first post on SerenityCracked. Though the title of the blog is quite cool and draws inspiration from two popular blogs, I think this is something of a new concept – a blog dedicated to the poorest of poor jokes. When the knock-knock joke can have it’s own Wikipedia page, we thought PJs deserved their own blog! Oh yeah, it does. Go check it out on Wikipedia. Go on. See for yourself. Blah.

A lifelong BJP loyalist was dying when he suddenly decided to join the Congress party. “But why?”asked his puzzled friends.

“You’ve been a staunch BJP guy all your life!”

” Well,”  he replied, “I’d rather it was a Congress guy that died than a BJP guy.”

See? What did I tell you? I don’t give a damn about prudence, political correctness or any of that high-sounding stink words. As Serenity says, “Let’s have some fun and not wrinkle our noses.”

When Serenity Cracked!

That was one awesome evening. MG road and one of my favorite hangouts and there we met. The conversation obviously was not about Obama’s comment on outsourcing. We never talk serious. There are many who do the serious talking. Was it something in the coffee there I am not too sure, but we took the biggest decision of our lives there.

Let us be a little light headed here. Leave aside all your unwanted elements of sophistication and too much of perfectionism. “A joke is a short story or ironic depiction of a situation communicated with the intent of being humorous…” Phew! That’s how Wiki defines a joke. There are better ones than the real ones. Some ‘ignorant’ ones side line them calling them PJs.

This space will be exclusively for that. No more eulogies where people will be touched in their kidney. Just laugh, laugh and laugh (bang your head if you feel like) and forget. That is exactly why we are here. That the reason why ‘SerenityCracked’ was born.

Watch this space for more… till then “Laugh often, Dream big, Reach for the stars!”

“A girl is in the library, she bangs down a book and says:  “Too boring, too many characters and no story. The books these days!”

So, the librarian says: “Oh! You are the one who took the phone directory away??”

PS: Thanks ‘cracked’ for being so gentlemanly and letting the lady do the first Blah post : )